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One morning, when the sun was shining very brightly, the Rhine-daughters were startled by a strange sound in the depths of the water.
“Look!” whispered one. “What is that scowling at us from the rocks below?”
There, stealing along the river-bed, they saw a hideous little black dwarf.
“Who are you, and what do you want?” asked the Rhine-daughters.
“I am Alberich,” answered the dwarf as he tried to climb up on the slippery rocks. “I came from the kingdom of the Nibelungs, down under the earth.”
“What!” said the Rhine-daughters. “Surely you do not live down in the dark earth where there is no sunshine?”
“Yes,” answered Alberich. “But I have come up to frolic in the sunshine with you"; and he held out his ugly, misshapen little hands to take the hands of the Rhine-daughters.
Alberich grew fierce and angry.
He clenched his fists and cried:– “Woe be to you if I should catch you now.”
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